The Sh!t No One Tells You about Divorce: A Guide to Breaking Up, Falling Apart, and Putting Yourself Back Together

Divorce is a 
sh!tstorm. This book is your 
life raft.

After 12 years together, 
2 children, 
10 
pets, 
and 
5 properties, 
Dawn and her partner decided to call it quits. 
In the newest installment of her bestselling 
Sh!t 
No One Tells You 
series, Dawn tries to figure out what happened... and what happens 
next.

Dawn takes you on her own bumpy, meandering, and often absurd journey through the destruction of a life exploded by divorce. She dodges legal hurdles, irrational decisions, alarmed therapists, 
random hobbies, 
and a concerning number of dating app profiles that look like the beginning of a true crime podcast. But somehow, she found herself stronger--and happier--on the other side.

Leaning into the mess, Dawn helps you learn the art of embracing Netflix and cry, the healing power of profanity, the importance of assembling the right support squad, how to survive the sh!tshow of co-parenting, and much more. Joined by an insightful chorus of divorced friends, 
Dawn delivers a true-to-life and funnier-than-it-should-be guide to discovering the unexpected value in the wreckage. What if divorce isn't just a loss--but an opportunity?