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It's been another memorable year on Diddly Squat Farm - and another book full of hilarious stories
Pre-order the all-new collection of hair-raising missteps and hilarious antics from Diddly Squat Farm, featuring gentleman farmer and two-time Sexiest Man Alive winner, Jeremy Clarkson.
“Fans of Prime TV series Clarkson’s Farm will enjoy this companion.” — Irish Times
Uncooperative animals, underperforming crops, and best-laid plans gone awry—Jeremy Clarkson’s farm truly is the gift that keeps on giving.
As one overseas visitor* admitted, he only came to Diddly Squat because he couldn’t believe Jeremy could really be that incompetent.
Never one to be discouraged, our hero decides to channel his entrepreneurial flair into a new venture: a pub. And just a few short weeks later, The Farmer’s Dog opens its doors.
All British produce, Hawkstone beer on tap, a private bar for farmers, and a vintage tractor hanging from the ceiling—the perfect country pub. A welcome distraction from sustainable farming initiatives, psychedelic wheat, angry London protests, and a headbutting goat.
What could possibly go wrong?
Besides the toilets packing up and the electricity running out, of course. As the Cotswolds’ newest publican quickly learns, there’s a lot more to running a pub than pulling pints.
Luckily, he still has Lisa, Kaleb, Cheerful Charlie, and Gerald to help him muddle through—especially now that his doctor has advised him to become a “vegetablist.”
*along with the whole of the rest of China, apparently
