She was only supposed to suck up a few crumbs.
Now the curtains are flying, the cushions have vanished, and the cat is seriously reconsidering her living arrangements.
Meet the cheekiest vacuum in the house.
She's bright, bubbly and very, VERY enthusiastic about sucking.
What starts as a harmless little clean-up quickly turns into complete household chaos. Socks disappear. Grandad's favourite hat goes missing. And a perfectly innocent dinner party becomes a disaster when the vacuum decides she hasn't quite finished.
Her exhausted owner has tried giving instructions. She's tried pulling the plug. She's even tried being nice.
Unfortunately, this little vacuum simply doesn't know when to stop.
Does Your Vacuum Suck? is a cheeky, ridiculous picture book for adults, packed with mischievous rhymes, colourful illustrations, outrageous misunderstandings and one very unimpressed ginger cat.
Perfect for anyone who enjoys silly humour, naughty double meanings and stories that sound innocent until you say them out loud.
*A picture book for grown-ups who really should know better.