Grumpy? Not him. Not ever.
We all know one: the guy who shouts at clouds, guards the TV remote like gold and greets every birthday with a grunt.
This book is for the man who refuses to become him.
Grumpy? Not This Guy! is a cheeky, big-hearted gift book packed with 101 ways to stay young, fun and legendary, whether he's turning 50, 60, 70 or just getting better with every candle on the cake.
What's inside:
- A hilarious "How Grumpy Are You?" quiz to find out if he's a Certified Legend or on Grump Alert
- 101 laugh-out-loud tips, one per page, each with three boxes to tick: Done it! · Working on it · Not a chance
- 8 themed chapters: Family & Grandkids, Gadgets & Tech, Out and About, Health & Birthdays, Home, Garage & Yard, Friends & Buddies, Style & Hobbies, and Attitude
- Fun hand-drawn illustrations throughout
- A "Little Gift" page where you can write your own personal message
- An Official Certificate of Non-Grumpiness to sign once he's earned it
A little taste of the wisdom inside:
- Hand over the TV remote. At least once a year.
- Don't argue with the GPS.
- Let your son-in-law work the grill.
- Grow tomatoes, and brag about them.
Every page is a friendly, funny nudge to laugh more, gripe less and grow older like a legend. Read it cover to cover, or keep it by the recliner for whenever a grumble threatens to strike.
The perfect gift for the legends in your life
Dad, Grandpa, Papa, your husband, brother, uncle, best buddy or favorite coworker. Ideal for birthdays, retirement, Father's Day, Christmas, a stocking stuffer, or a "just because" laugh.
Warning: may cause chuckling, dad jokes and spontaneous air guitar.
