When the apocalypse arrives, humanity discovers the end of the world is not caused by aliens, zombies, or angry gods.
It is caused by customer support.
After every phone, television, and smart device on Earth begins displaying strange corporate messages, exhausted office worker Elliot Vance finds himself trapped on hold with Universal Closure Solutions; the interdimensional company responsible for managing planetary extinctions.
Unfortunately, Earth's apocalypse was activated two centuries early by Kevin, an undertrained intern who accidentally pressed the wrong button.
Now reality is collapsing under a mountain of refund requests, timelines are merging together, dinosaurs are roaming downtown traffic, and Nebraska somehow owns the planet legally.
To make matters worse:
- The Four Horsemen have HR problems
- The moon keeps leaving negative reviews
- Customer satisfaction surveys may destroy civilization
- Upper management abandoned reality for a leadership retreat in the Void
- And the hold music never stops
Teaming up with an emotionally broken apocalypse supervisor, a terrifying refund auditor, and the least qualified intern in the universe, Elliot must survive corporate extinction before humanity gets permanently deleted.
The Apocalypse Has Customer Support is a wildly absurd sci-fi comedy packed with bureaucratic nightmares, cosmic incompetence, and the horrifying realization that the universe runs on paperwork.
